Love: Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece...

By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2013 15:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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RoseCrystal 17

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:27

Perhaps she typed it into her phone before leaving, thereby giving you a chance for a real connection. Or not...

Welshite 39

Sunday 23 September 2012 2:32

It's not smooth when you give a girl some scrap of paper. Go talk to her and show her some of your better qualities; you might find that she'll be a bit more responsive.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:03

Did it also say "Do you like me?" and have boxes for her to check yes or no? Grow a pair and talk to her like a grown up next time.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 23 September 2012 16:58

I'm guessing that he's a nice as well as shy guy. And has learned like most nice guys, asking a girl out can end with a crewel response.

FML_Elle 17

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:05

Smooth moves bro

PipingMouse 14

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:07

That's a cop out. You should have went over to her like a real "man", and asked her for her number. I would have done the same thing.

Lucious306 7

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:08

Denied!

leh9 2

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:23

Don't throw it away it may have her # on it!!!

goodgood_fml 5

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:25

Don't feel bad. I once wrote a Guy a handwritten letter explaining that I would like to take him out and to get to know him better. I included my number and put it in a sealed envelope. It took 3 weeks to hand deliver it to him. I never got a call. At least you got your rejection right away.

sacmaster 11

Sunday 23 September 2012 4:39

Have you not read Docbastard's guide to FML? One of its tenets essentially alludes to the fact that if you start an FML with the phrase "trying to be smooth", you are a douchebag of epic proportions.

gabbiechaoss 5

Sunday 23 September 2012 5:07

You, OP, are most definately not a pimpdaddy.

perdix 29

Sunday 23 September 2012 5:18

Guys from this century use Bump. Paper is so 1900's. On the plus side, she could have played you for a few free meals and movies before she let you know that she's not interested in you. Spend the money you saved on a nice hooker.