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Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28838) - you deserved it (3005)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm - love - by Shame (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I would of laughed too...

#1 - On 09/20/2012 at 3:05am by Yousuck24

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If she does, you can forget about doing it doggystyle. Instant mood killer.

#3 - On 09/20/2012 at 3:08am by gabbiechaoss

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