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Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML

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On 08/28/2012 at 11:56am - love - by StillBetterThanTwilight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep.

Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).

#1 - On 08/28/2012 at 1:00pm by SkoomaKi

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Just, run.

#2 - On 08/28/2012 at 1:01pm by Dimence

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