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Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23298) - you deserved it (3013)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

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That is screaming YouTube

#1 - On 08/27/2012 at 10:12am by thawny

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Boyfriend: Aw. Wook at you! Wook at the widdle pee pee! Isn't it cute!
OP: No. But it IS little.

#16 - On 08/27/2012 at 10:22am by DocBastard

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