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Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
Boyfriend: Aw. Wook at you! Wook at the widdle pee pee! Isn't it cute!
OP: No. But it IS little.
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Friday 22 May 2015