Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25304) - you deserved it (4851)
On 08/19/2012 at 12:52pm - love - by youre dumped shitforbrain (woman) - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)
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Pretty sure that's illegal....
#1 - On 08/19/2012 at 2:07pm by beezerbnt00
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+334 | 4
It will only get worse, get rid.
#2 - On 08/19/2012 at 2:08pm by Rodders_SOTC
+230 | 1
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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