Love: Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This...

By youre dumped shitforbrain - 19/08/2012 16:52 - Sweden - H?lleforsn

Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

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By ripmylife - 10/10/2016 17:53 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

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Goblin mode

By WELLFUCKYOUTOO - 14/08/2012 15:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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Stubborn

By Anonymous - 27/10/2020 22:58

Today, my boyfriend accused me of making an FML about him. I let him know that if I were going to make an FML, it would be about how he doesn’t flush the toilet after he uses it. He responded by not flushing the toilet again this morning. FML

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By cheat - 18/10/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

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By Kate - 23/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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Guilt trip

By annoyed - 11/05/2016 11:40 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML

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Unreasonable

By Anonymous - 12/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML

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beezerbnt00 4

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:07

Pretty sure that's illegal....

Rodders_SOTC 1

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:08

It will only get worse, get rid.

Comments

JFurr 9

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:15

I never thought of "Frog and Toad" as an erotic novel. Imagine how jealous he'd be if you started playing Frogger.

LadyGore 12

Monday 20 August 2012 1:33

That was witty, I enjoyed that comment.

KVKdragon 26

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:16

I do hope your username implies what you did to him :P

Zachthejoker 10

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:17

How would you even do that?

matt98_fml 13

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:18

Does he have a tracking device attached to your clothes?

TrollingStalker 16

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:19

Oh gosh...

bobgooeyflonder 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:19

So did your username turn out to be true?

FireFlie07 20

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:20

If he's that insecure and/or controlling then you need to get out of the relationship.

kristina_woof 6

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:20

Overly attached boyfriend? Lol You haven't responded to me in 3 minutes... Must be cheating!

kimg0885 23

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:23

Tell him you are trying to find a Real Prince! What a fucktard! Who would bang a toad? Beerfest anyone?

kimg0885 23

Sunday 19 August 2012 20:48

Ok so totally off subject guys, but as I read comments I can't help but always reading some dumb **** posting lol. Lol is not English! Try haha, funny, or anything else, I don't need to know that you laughed, especially at your own comment.