Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML

by WELLFUCKYOUTOO / 08/14/2012 at 11:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

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  • Props on introducing "asscricket" to the vernacular, though!

    #4 - On 08/14/2012 at 12:54pm by bengermin

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  • You should smear it on his car.

    #2 - On 08/14/2012 at 12:52pm by MelissaRoo2

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