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Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19999) - you deserved it (2113)

On 08/07/2012 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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It was his dick size wasn't it OP? They say people who keep back information or lie say it in their sleep.

#2 - On 08/07/2012 at 12:58pm by SkoomaKi

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