By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 14:49 - United States

Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

It was his dick size wasn't it OP? They say people who keep back information or lie say it in their sleep.

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br0ccoli 14

"His dick looks exactly like mine before the surgery. He doesn't even know. He doesn't even know... Turtle has been hidden."

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anaciraptor 0

I've done the same thing. I've cussed people out in my sleep while they're in my room with me.

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ShadowCzar 5

What she would do to justin bieber is nothing compared to what id do to the girl in your profile picture

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JustNatalie 8

My boyfriend started laughing in his sleep

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