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Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML


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On 08/06/2012 at 3:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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It's okay OP... Atleast it's not a tv station you went on, nobody seen your face when she said no

#1 - On 08/06/2012 at 8:01pm by JackeeDawn

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I give you props for trying to be original, OP. Dont worry, you'll find the right gal.

#3 - On 08/06/2012 at 8:02pm by GoingCommando93

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