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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend. He won't go on a cruise with me in the gulf of Mexico, because he thinks we will crash into an iceberg like in Titanic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23674) - you deserved it (3272)

On 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm - love - by Alliente - United States

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gotta prepare for those Mexican icebergs

#3 - On 07/18/2012 at 3:05am by teague95

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Well they are the assassins of the sea. And of course he's worried. He's the man. So if you did sink you'd be the one floating on the door to safety while he's left to perish. Honestly. Have you considered him at all, OP?

#5 - On 07/18/2012 at 3:06am by Baustigt

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