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Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, and got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML


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On 07/11/2012 at 1:09am - love - by forgottenbday (woman) - United States (California)

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Shut up and enjoy it. Next week, tell him about his error and you'll get double dinners, double flowers, etc. this year.

Sounds like a plan, doesn't it?

#4 - On 07/11/2012 at 9:28am by perdix

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:( It was a simple slip of the mind. At least he still did something really nice and sweet for you! :)

#3 - On 07/11/2012 at 9:28am by madelinebriana

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