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Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19913) - you deserved it (10633)

On 07/09/2012 at 11:09am - love - by randomguy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?

#2 - On 07/09/2012 at 1:12pm by evilplatypus

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Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it

#1 - On 07/09/2012 at 1:12pm by Dadothy

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