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Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

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On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

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its your kid . tell him to get over it , you're the one that had the baby and not him .

#1 - On 07/06/2012 at 6:54pm by Sierra_Rose_1

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Somehow I think he's either the stupidest guy on earth or he's joking.

#3 - On 07/06/2012 at 6:55pm by exil5

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