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woainishamu
| 21
He is not the breast husband ever.
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jackel_love
| 14
Next time you should pee on him and say "Well, at least it wasn't breast milk".
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woainishamu
| 21
He is not the breast husband ever.
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baseballbv
| 16
The husband should learn not to get pissed off unless he wants to get pissed on.
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kibster9
| 20
Milked on*
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milk_cookies83
| 5
You breast stop with the puns, they're pissing me off.
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Murkyy
| 15
If you get pissed that easily, urine trouble.
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BearTheCrown
| 8
Yeah, but pee is sterile. /sarcasm
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mete_orito
| 34
And breast milk too!
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BearTheCrown
| 8
Is it seriously?
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BearTheCrown
| 8
Never mind, Apparently that was once believed to be true, but then research was conducted which proved that belief to be wrong.
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jackel_love
| 14
All the comments on this got thumbs down, I can't be the only person who finds that funny loool.
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nix1993
| 37
Yeah neither urine nor breast milk are sterile. This whole thread is pointless.
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shay_serendipity
| 29
Okay, first off, I did not detect even the slightest ounce of sarcasm in that comment. And second of all, this thread is pointless. There's no hope in saving it, so it's breast if I end it here before it pisses anyone off.
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deathstar3548
| 14
This thread is never ogre
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brandoneyez1
| 25
He breast get used to it.
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jackel_love
| 14
Next time you should pee on him and say "Well, at least it wasn't breast milk".
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kingdomgirl94
| 27
Unfortunately one of the downsides to female anatomy is the inability to direct pee.
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jackel_love
| 14
So, are you saying even if she stands close to him she wouldn't be able to get any on him whatsoever? I disagree.
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kingdomgirl94
| 27
She'd probably only hit him with back-splash, she'd need to stand OVER a part of him to get him fully.
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XBurytheCastleX
| 25
Believe it or not, I am female and can aim. It's something a girl has to train herself to do, but it's possible.
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kingdomgirl94
| 27
Consider me impressed! As far as I know, my pee goes straight down. May need to work on that now that it may be possible...
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gracehi
| 31
You just have to move your whole pelvis rather than just a tube.
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Welshite
| 39
This entire thread is fascinating. Soon I'll be witnessing females conducting aiming contests to see who can shoot through the bullseye.
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Gittoh
| 21
my cousin won in 'peeing distance' games against boys. if you pee hard enough you can aim lol.
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BreathingClover
| 19
Why has this become of interest to you people? -.-
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kingdomgirl94
| 27
Anatomy and the human body is interesting!
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TheMathMajor
| 26
You can also pull the skin up with your hand just above your lady bits. This makes the stream shoot forward so you can aim.
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valalvax
| 13
Yea if you put your hand down there aiming is easy
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people_annoy_me
| 23
Maybe you should tell him to PISS off.
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shay_serendipity
| 29
Yeah he should definitely piss off instead of pissing ON. On OP, that is.
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OhWhoCares
| 42
Were you aiming for him while you were expressing? I guess sharing bodily fluids is one way of showing each other love... :)
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Wyaru
| 9
I personally find it sexy. Is that weird?
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yessirmistersir
| 4
Haha all these puns
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Are you a Cambodian immigrant?
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sexpectations
| 15
that's udderly unfair of him
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sweetbliss3
| 37
I get what you did there, but she's not a cow.
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Drag0nb0rn
| 22
Quit oppressing otherkin #tw otherkin
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Zero_TAlent_
| 23
If he was your boyfriend, fine. But he's your husband. You had a change to turn back a while ago. Haha, you're stuck with him now! X)
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ks23
| 9
What!?
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TabooSushi
| 24
You see, there's this awesome thing called "a divorce" that sort of negates that whole "stuck with them" idea...
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PokeZilla
| 9
...You'd let your bf go in the shower and pee on you? How is that even "fine"?
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natattack1999
| 4
52, People take marriage and divorce to lightly. It's supposed to be a life long commitment. And a divorce because he's a hypocrite when it comes to bodily fluids? That's stupid especially when they have a child.
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jjones0818
| 12
Now there you go, divorce, that solves it. Fortunately, that word is Not in our vocabulary. Celebrating 8 years on the 18th!
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