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Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44422) - you deserved it (2107)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch

#2 - On 06/16/2012 at 8:14pm by nonnieluv

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You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a slut this time?"

#8 - On 06/16/2012 at 8:16pm by boofgall

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