Love: Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 19:03 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML

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By marryinghimanyway - 29/08/2013 02:21 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I announced my engagement. My mother's response was to freak out and demand that I postpone my wedding indefinitely. Why? My younger sister caught the bouquet at a wedding last year, so "she has to get married first!" My sister has been single for 3 years and showers once a week. FML

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Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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Seething jealousy

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 01:04

Today, my sister, who has been seeing a guy for a year, got engaged. I've been dating my boyfriend for over 5 years and let out some not so subtle hints and he basically refused to propose. This is her second marriage in the time of my relationship. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

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By joyful-not - 26/10/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

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By Sadtimes - 17/09/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister broke up with her boyfriend of 4 years because he hadn't "popped" the question. I've just spent the last 2 months helping him plan the perfect proposal. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 04:00 - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 20/05/2013 04:47 - United States

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

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Really close

By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 20:08

Today, my sister made her engagement official on Facebook. When I shared the post to spread the word, people didn't read her boyfriend's name, and I started getting questions on why my sister and I were getting married. FML

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By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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nonnieluv 9

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:14

Wow I would just not invite her if she was going to be such a bitch

boofgall 16

Sunday 17 June 2012 2:16

You should say, "I don't know, do you plan on being a **** this time?"

Comments

santel_fml 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 13:58

What a crap sister

Dreadlet 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:36

I think your sister's like is f'ed because karma is a bitch.

grace12898 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:25

Well, does your sister happen to be a dog? Im just glad I don't have a sister because if my fiancé sleeps with one of my brothers, better to find out now

grace12898 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:27

Are you getting married for real this time? That depends, ****. Are you gonna sleep with him this time? Or Oh don't worry you're not invited! What a relief for you!

Mihaithebest 2

Sunday 17 June 2012 16:34

You hould present her to people as the girl with herpes, people will stay far from her ;)

pandaRanda 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:04

Scum. File. Blood Traitor. Sorry excuse for a human. Worst sister ever award.

_wraith 15

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:36

"Oh, don't worry about it. You're not invited to this one."

theonlysweetpea 10

Sunday 17 June 2012 17:57

For all we know the last engagement could have been years ago

daybar12 8

Monday 18 June 2012 8:39

I don't think it matters how long ago it was if she has the nerve to complain about wasting money on an engagement after breaking up her sisters wedding.. poor excuse of a human being

Ge0rger0kz 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 18:49

People saying she shouldn't invite her don't recognize that the sister paid for her wedding if not all. Aside from that, isn't it a good thing that the previous fiance slept with her sister? She avoided the hassle of finding he was a jerk later on in the relationship. It's not completely OP's sisters' fault she slept with the ex fiance as it takes "two to tango." Lastly, it was the sisters' money, she lost it because of her own fault, If she doesn't want money going to waste then why sleep with OP's fiance in the first place.

Sanch101 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 19:12

I can't see where it says she paid for the wedding? Maybe she was talking about the purchase of an engagement present?

Ge0rger0kz 5

Monday 18 June 2012 0:17

"She didn't want to waste money like she did in my last engagement"

_wraith 15

Monday 18 June 2012 2:10

A lot of the time the sister of the bride is the maid of honour. And sometimes the wedding party is expected to pay for their own dresses. It seems more probable to me that said sister is bitching about the price of a MOH dress than an entire wedding. Besides, sleeping with the fiance would be completely counter- productive. The person who will pay for your wedding doesn't seem like the same person who woukd than sleep with the husband-to-be...