Love: Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By Phobic_fml - 28/06/2019 22:22

Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By sadlife - 06/01/2011 03:35

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

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cherngbutter 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha

fmylifedotcomm 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:09

Lol. second time first. I lost my fml comment virginity twice.

crigger61 7

Sunday 10 October 2010 6:32

irony ftw

purplestuff_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:10

YUMmMm 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 1:47

OP who says that status is for you? what if she's just saying FML bc of smbody else?

kasumirock 13

Thursday 26 April 2012 10:47

She said that because she friendzoned you for a reason. It's harsh, but it's the truth.

shiroun 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:10

you should her, then tell all your friends.

foreverxalwaysx 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

Hacksaw 4

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

Dang, that sucks. Sorry to hear that, man.

Musikal 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

Ouch.

cherngbutter 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha

fmylifedotcomm 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...

imthejuggernautt 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

What is this i don't even

Alice_Renee 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:16

**** man! That sucks!

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Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML

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