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Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

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I think we have a real life grammar nazi on our hands.

#1 - On 06/13/2012 at 11:31pm by xPhoBiuHzZz

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F his life for having such a bitch of a co worker

#2 - On 06/13/2012 at 11:31pm by malters

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