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Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

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I think your dad is trying to tell you something. What that something is I don't know.

#1 - On 03/31/2012 at 12:21am by moonmonkeyman

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lololol 'wank it off'

#4 - On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am by Monkeyone

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