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Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36636) - you deserved it (3499)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

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Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"."

FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

#13 - On 01/10/2012 at 6:10am by Savra

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Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

#2 - On 01/10/2012 at 5:42am by WaSiSimiLang

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