Facebook, Social Media and Love: Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook... - FML

By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 23:51 - United States

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

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By kaybax - 19/11/2011 11:42 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:10

Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:42

Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better

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andrew1107 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:01

He's my hero

ssha2612 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:08

Weak...that's what that is! Man up...don't blast it on FB!

ALEXLASFLA 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:15

*ex boyfriend

Clarese 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:16

That's pretty gutless of him! He's obviously not worth your time.

kriptik_fml 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:39

totally a cowards way out. facebook is way overrated. whatever happened to just calling people or talking to friends in person?

rezzrhyme 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 17:45

its facebook confirmed

aaslt175 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:02

You mean your ex....lol.

gigi03 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:10

Like a boss!

bennie2789 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:12

I think it's great lol

meekee 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 18:15

Seriously? Through facebook? What an ass.

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