School, Weird, Cats and Teachers: Look Rufus…

Look Rufus…

By jumbledgirl - 10/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML

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You deserved it 2 485

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By Liz - 09/01/2009 08:54 - France

Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 192

You deserved it 7 614

By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 341

You deserved it 2 880

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 649

You deserved it 48 053

By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 217

You deserved it 4 332

By randomgirl - 07/01/2012 14:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 103

You deserved it 14 817

By atterz123 - 12/02/2009 13:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 985

You deserved it 5 398

By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 204

You deserved it 2 743

It wasn't me

By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 978

You deserved it 189

By teacher - 07/09/2014 21:05 - United States - Apo

Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 645

You deserved it 2 966

By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 713

You deserved it 623

TheMaster15 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:44

Bitches always be crazy.

WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:45

Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0

Comments

evaki1 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:43

Crazy cat lady?

kjcookie10 9

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:00

Ummm... That might scare me a bit... *cocks head to the side*

construction 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:35

Not just any crazy cat lady, she's the single one ; )

unitedfan11 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:44

Who else thought of Rufus the naked mole rat when they read this?

mattsgurl 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:47

I did

n_epic_fail 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:06

She was probably discussing killing you and Then stuffing you, so it won't just be her and Rofus...

EvilPotato 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:06

"oh Rufus doesn't she just burn you up?"

ninjacapo 2

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:57

Haha the landlady style? Beware the tea op!!

ilovenaes 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:27

Hah me too

tpreston 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:29

My teacher has a beaver. He teaches us math with it! Above average high school math class' FTW

ImFrackinBored 13

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:44

Crazy cat lady 2.0...

hayleyblack2u71 21

Sunday 4 January 2015 22:58

#23 Or maybe she wants to add OP to their taxidermy collection?

TheMaster15 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:44

Bitches always be crazy.

JacobWithaY 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:08

Did she invite you for a spot of tea as well?

nathanc3433 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 15:42

BBC!

WaSiSimiLang 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:45

Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0

stuffhappens223 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 3:26

Not even gonna ask .....

gabbiechaoss 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:45

If you heard the cat say something back, then it would really be an FML.

zaza_x_fml 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:47

Ask Rufus what she said about you!

steviesnm 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:48

If she's talking to a stuffed cat, what she says about you shouldn't mean a whole lot.

construction 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:37

O.O Stuffed cats are the worst Kind of cats

ChaPStikkWhoRe 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:50

Did your teacher recently celebrate her One Year Anniversary as the cat lady??

RamenForTheWin 10

Wednesday 11 January 2012 1:29

Nice!

Savra_fml 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:54

It is not polite to eavesdrop OP! FYL Tomorrow, before your teacher arrives to class, staple a note on Rufus saying to stop conversing or the stuffed cat will get it. In the worst instance the teacher will remove it, and you wont have to watch/hear what she says.