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Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34922) - you deserved it (2708)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

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Well he'll sure have blue balls now

#5 - On 12/17/2011 at 1:12pm by zingline89

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It could be from someone else in his family.

#3 - On 12/17/2011 at 1:09pm by iSnortWaffles

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