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Today, my boyfriend admitted that the only reason he remembers my eye color is because it's the same shade of his shit after he's had a salad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32654) - you deserved it (3231)

On 10/31/2011 at 4:06pm - love - by poopcoloredeyes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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What the hell does he put in his salad?

#1 - On 10/31/2011 at 4:57pm by SexyHindu

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How romantic...!

#2 - On 10/31/2011 at 4:57pm by Lanceeden

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