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Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31595) - you deserved it (2948)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States

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At least it wasn't his dick in a box.

#2 - On 09/14/2011 at 6:11am by The_Instigator

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He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.

#5 - On 09/14/2011 at 6:12am by perdix

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