Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

by ppp / 09/14/2011 at 12:12am / United States / Love

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  • At least it wasn't his dick in a box.

    #2 - On 09/14/2011 at 6:11am by The_Instigator

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  • He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.

    #5 - On 09/14/2011 at 6:12am by perdix

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