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Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML


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On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

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He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!

#9 - On 08/13/2011 at 2:01pm by angrydinosaur

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"As hard as he could"? Really? Did he use your brush as a baseball bat or something?

#18 - On 08/13/2011 at 2:06pm by raphanne

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