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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By scaredy cat - 09/08/2020 14:02

Today, my boyfriend is completely obsessed with zombie and horror movies. I don’t care what he watches, the only problem is the big wuss has horrible thrashing nightmares. Last night he thrashed so hard, he elbowed me in the face. I have a big swollen purple knot right on my forehead. FML

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angrydinosaur 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:01

He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:06

"As hard as he could"? Really? Did he use your brush as a baseball bat or something?

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fashionbug9880 22

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:10

Okay: 1. Why does he brush your hair? That's really odd. and 2. Why didn't you just get up and get a pain killer?

Magnimus 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 1:10

YDI for dating an idiot. Hell, the whole reason that horror movies even exist is so that girls will hug us when they're scared, and then we can caress them, and smell their hair, and be like "It's ok baby."

esananita123 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 5:59

your kinda a bitch .. your boyfriend is sweet enough to brush your hair and the movie scars him and he jumps and you get mad? wow im sure he apologized you self centerd ***** . He's wayyyy to good for you.

wildcherrysoda 1

Monday 29 August 2011 9:10

Derp much? Who ever said she got mad? "**** my life" just means ouch, that sucks. No one ever said she got upset with him. She's just stating that she had some bad luck, not that she got pissed and chastised her boyfriend for it. I think the bitch is the person who goes spouting vulgarities at someone before they really know the full length of a situation. But that's just me.