Cars, AITA, Road rage and Kids: AITA?

AITA?

By Kathryn - 13/08/2011 10:31 - Belgium

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident, then one of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "ASSHOLE!" afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 41 158

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 211

You deserved it 65 122

By Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 470

You deserved it 28 189

By embarrassed - 21/07/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML

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You deserved it 117 655

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By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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You deserved it 14 425

By John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 639

You deserved it 47 028

By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 568

You deserved it 66 766

By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 444

You deserved it 60 133

By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 03:40 - United States - Odenton

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 982

You deserved it 7 180

By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

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You deserved it 46 104

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 215

ninjaCarebear 17

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:56

You must be a great rolemodel.

cblt2007 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:57

teach em young. its better that way.

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ninjaCarebear 17

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:56

You must be a great rolemodel.

theaws0m3guy 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:02

Why was the information of twin nessacary?

NoodleBurger 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:06

Uh, because it was one of them that said the punchline? dummy.

bagginzy 14

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:26

Your Parenting Skills Seem Legit

Yngve_fml 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:15

Would've loved to be your kid! Haha!

iamjesus00 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:18

Yes

twitch851 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 22:50

I remember some one else posting the exact same thing... Fake and gay.

andy_l 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 2:15

She's observant. You have raised her well.

ayobreezyy 1

Monday 15 August 2011 8:37

And ur profile picture is ???? huh....

cblt2007 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:57

teach em young. its better that way.

DropTheDaggerxx 31

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:47

Oh yeah. Just wait, by the time they're old enough to drive they'll have aggressive driving and road rage down!

mastersmurf 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:35

I wish my horn screamed "asshole" so I don't have to. (I'm from South Africa, lots of bad drivers here)

resshead 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:58

Might as well teach'em proper driving at a young age, right?

MagicGiraffe 12

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:12

They're females, statistically they need all the learning opportunities they can get when it comes to motor vehicles...

dhooks111490 8

Thursday 24 October 2013 21:15

Down vote all you want but you all secretly know he's right.

amit93 4

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:58

That sucks fyl

hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:59

smart girl.

raphanne_fml 33

Saturday 13 August 2011 19:59

You're friend with the mother in Jay and silent Bob strike back?

Nooneslooking 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:01

Your twin daughters work?

hailphire130 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:03

Wow. OP sounds like a bitch.

steveakafranxy 7

Saturday 13 August 2011 21:16

Or an asshole

Simpson143 2

Saturday 13 August 2011 23:38

Or just a great role model!

deadrising084 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 7:26

64 makes a good point-_-

TheMadScientist 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:04

They have to be exposed to the world, sooner better than later.

dmeloccaro 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:04

Awesome. Sounds like me...

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