Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42340) - you deserved it (4504)
On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)
sydneybourgeois's life also sucksToday, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a…
No, that's not creepy at all. o.o
#1 - On 08/13/2011 at 6:28am by Accept
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Check if your wang is still there!!!!!!
#5 - On 08/13/2011 at 6:32am by PandaPi
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