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Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19158) - you deserved it (2467)

On 07/31/2011 at 11:09pm - love - by notsomuch (woman) - United States (Maine)

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