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Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25445) - you deserved it (3504)

On 07/31/2011 at 11:09pm - love - by notsomuch (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Dont you mean your bf because How could you not take that winner back

#5 - On 08/01/2011 at 3:11am by BIEBERSLAYER

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Maybe he was asking for his other ex that lived in that building

#6 - On 08/01/2011 at 3:11am by bigjoekickass

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