Embarrassing, Awkward and Love: Say Anything 2.0

Say Anything 2.0

By notsomuch - 01/08/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 871

You deserved it 3 952

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Same thing different taste

By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 3 332

My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 278

You deserved it 22 798

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 827

You deserved it 62 761

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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You deserved it 2 390

Drunken mess

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 17:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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You deserved it 4 503

Thanks, I hate it!

By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 02:20 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

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You deserved it 7 094

Revenge is rarely satisfactory

By forgettable - 21/06/2020 20:08

Today, I wanted to rub my success in my ex's face to get her back for breaking my heart. I typed the perfect email, included every detail of opening my own business, buying my own home and cleverly intertwined insults. A few hours later, she replied, "That’s nice. Who’s this?" FML

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You deserved it 3 989

By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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You deserved it 1 653

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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You deserved it 6 727

Doppelganger

By eleonor - 02/12/2008 04:57 - France

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

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You deserved it 45 324

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 1 August 2011 9:11

Dont you mean your bf because How could you not take that winner back

bigjoekickass 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:11

Maybe he was asking for his other ex that lived in that building

Comments

xoxo_cherri_xoxo 6

Monday 1 August 2011 22:00

that's one talented guy... it's hard to shout AND sing.

HagarenLei 0

Monday 1 August 2011 22:24

Well, mon Cheri he tried.

hgfdtyi12 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:10

my ex tried to win me back by stalking me for 9 months

CatTTy 10

Tuesday 2 August 2011 17:35

Same guy? COULD BE.

HannahPaloozah 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:14

why does he want u back, wen ur saying that him singing to u is a fml ? ur name doesn't have to be Caroline for him to sing it to u , he's bein incredibly sweet

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 2 August 2011 0:48

For some reason I thought of that song that goes "Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the moooorning...". I assume Carolina likes morning glories.

corruptblackkat 17

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:39

yeah how dare he show his affection for you freakin jerk

odi_et_amo 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 1:58

That song reminds me of my ex-girlfriend, and...*GASP* HER NAME ISN'T CAROLINE!

jren207 24

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:29

No man can resist a hot woman called Caroline.

iDONTNO54 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:51

I know this isnt the reason you think your life is ******, but why are you mad that he picked "Sweet Caroline" even though it's not your name? He knows its not your name. He was hoping you'd listen to the lyrics. Would you like it better if he pick "Bille Jean"? (Bille Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl)