Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

#16176534
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37390) - you deserved it (3010)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

simonjudy's life also sucks
Today, my sister and I both got "good luck" cards from our aunt wishing us well on our…

BCBUDDY also deserved it
Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make…

Top comments

damn kids are so truthful. fyl. sorry.

#3 - On 05/15/2011 at 3:25am by MissAwesomeness

See in context

+90 | 4

she must be one clever little girl

#4 - On 05/15/2011 at 3:25am by aaronmk

See in context

+83 | 7

Comments

Loading...

Top of the page

Comments are deactivated.



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by