Nostradamus

By Clueless - 14/05/2011 23:35 - United States

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my 4 year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
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seraphxchild 3

soooo which one are you?

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rgcainmd 3

I think you should give Daddy an ex-wife for his collection.

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justsomgirl 4

Perhaps divorce isn't necessary. It never actually stated that the OP was the wife. Maybe she's the girlfriend.

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ignoranceisnotbl_fml 0

as unpopular as this comment will be...... either the person who posted this comment is lieing or someone needs to be fired from their job. the fact of the matter is this information is only supposed to be given out by city order with a subpoena

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justanotherbird 19

Read through the other comments, others give very plausible explanations.

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millsjoshua949 12

I'm really curious as to how a kid knows this but you dont. ydi

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randybryant799 20

I don't really understand how you could not have known that.

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