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Today, I dislocated my arm while trying to escape from underneath a flipped over kayak. Who saved me? My two brothers-in-law. Who didn't? My husband, because his "feet were hurting." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28870) - you deserved it (2887)

On 04/23/2011 at 8:08pm - love - by crizzy - United States

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Looks like u chose the wrong one..

#11 - On 04/24/2011 at 3:17am by Henningdale

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at least u were saved 

#2 - On 04/24/2011 at 3:09am by AKALurch

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