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Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42417) - you deserved it (5579)

On 04/01/2011 at 1:35pm - love - by gRRRrr (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!

#4 - On 04/01/2011 at 4:39pm by Happygofucky

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Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink
Step 2) Go to the buffet
Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2

You're welcome.

#30 - On 04/01/2011 at 5:27pm by DocBastard

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