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Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54024) - you deserved it (4949)

On 03/02/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by FFFFF- (man) - Singapore

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have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes

#1 - On 03/02/2011 at 4:58pm by About3goats

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leave her she's an immature bitch

#3 - On 03/02/2011 at 5:03pm by always_smile

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