Love: Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital...

By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 11:00

Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML

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By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Davison

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML

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Tori Amos?

By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By housematefromhell - 21/07/2018 21:29

Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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About3goats 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:58

have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes

always_smile_fml 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 23:03

leave her she's an immature bitch

Comments

iluvskinyjeanzmo 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:39

aww yuhh must really love herr awee cute lol DUMP HER I DNT LIKE HURR lol jk buhh seriously dump her shes so not worth yurr time she better apoligize tuu yuhh if she doesnt ima kick her and tell mehh where she livez lol jk buhh just dump hurr lol she stupid so.....

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:51

What the hell does that ^^ even say? Type properly... that just gave me a friggin' headache.

Invisible_7791 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:19

Just a heads up, if you keep trying to type by banging your head against the keyboard, you may end up with a concussion.

Nychthemeron 2

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:43

It was his girlfriend's suicide, not her friend.

Bobissmall 13

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:03

Yeah i had to read it twice to get that... worded annoyingly. "My girlfriends best friend told me she was in hospital"

cool_story_bro1 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:49

o my..........thats not a very nice thing to do. but atleast she knows u love her.

wiggs5 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:49

At least your a sweetheart :)

teh_uber_muffin 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:53

Commas, much?

Cutlesnap 4

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:56

walk away.

iNekoGamergurl 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:56

well, that proves you are commited to the relationship doesnt it? And that says that she worries if you do, in other words, she, too, is worried for the relationship. Honestly, i see no FML here, you both worry for eachother, thats love, isnt it?