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Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37582) - you deserved it (2473)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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happy new year?

#2 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:17am by IcyHell

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+12

new year=new girlfriend!

#6 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:19am by mercedes3210

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+4 | 6

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