Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (43831) - you deserved it (3187)
On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Chris's life also sucksToday, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front…
ewicsmelly also deserved itToday, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they…
happy new year?
#2 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:17am by IcyHell
See in context
new year=new girlfriend!
#6 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:19am by mercedes3210
+9 | 6
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