By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML
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mercedes3210 6

new year=new girlfriend!

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xFalzz 0

She sounds like she isn't worth your time.

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Dragons_corner 6

when I click reply or type something of fml on my iPod it freezes for a few seconds here and there. anyone else having this problem?

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Dragons_corner 6

grr my Ipod freezes for a few seconds here and there.

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Perdition 4

Are you using a 3G or older iPhone (or older generation iPod), with the latest firmware updates? New major updates can cause older devices to lag/not run as well. it could also be the app.

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AZMarine 0

She probably would have filed sexual harrassment :P

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btnhdude 0

*snaps finger* NEXT!

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owo_fml 9

If he can get one. I mean, it was a bitch move but there has GOT to be a reason he was, at the very least, inferior to some other dude.

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notsoluckypup 12

yeah, that's about the lowest thing she can do on her part. you can do better anyways, OP. don't let it bother ya

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notsoluckypup 12

thanks dude :)

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RebeccaP2010 0

Aww.. I'm sorry dear :( not a very memorable night.

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attaboy368 20

but it is a memorable night, who forgets an epic dumping like that?

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Guyana00 3

LMAO!!!... that can't be the full story op...

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