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Today, my husband finally admitted to his mother he'd got married. No wonder she wasn't involved with the wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (2553)

On 12/27/2010 at 1:23am - love - by motherlessbride (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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oh dear how long have you been married?

#2 - On 12/27/2010 at 5:42am by Saturn

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Maybe his mom doesn't like her. Sometimes guys keep that a secret to keep from hurting the girl's feelings, especially since the mother doesn't always have a reason for the hate. When my parents got married, my dad stopped talking to his mom because she wouldn't do anything but complain about his being married.

#27 - On 12/27/2010 at 12:25pm by Barette

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