Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
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ahhh makin love in the bakery
#1 - On 11/04/2010 at 6:50pm by thefranks
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Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".
#6 - On 11/04/2010 at 6:53pm by KingDingALing
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