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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7952) - you deserved it (23124)

On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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ahhh makin love in the bakery

#1 - On 11/04/2010 at 6:50pm by thefranks

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Ask him if you can call him "needle dick".

#6 - On 11/04/2010 at 6:53pm by KingDingALing

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