Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

#13406898
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23643) - you deserved it (5116)

On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In…

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, my roommate and I invited a few girls over to our dorm for a small party. We…

Top comments

awww

#1 - On 10/11/2010 at 6:02pm by Amber_the_Great

See in context

+8

That's just how the cookie crumbles. If this worked for every girl, then getting laid would be a piece of cake.

Attempt #5.

#44 - On 10/11/2010 at 6:48pm by illmatic2

See in context

+4 | 12

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Break that FML
  • Hello everybody! It's great to be back to present you with a new artist. Well, two artists actually. We don't often publish artists that work as a team, and today is all the more interesting because we're…

Wednesday 15 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by