Slip of the tongue

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 23:00

Today, a few army recruiters came to my school to discuss their jobs with us. When asked to say our name and what we wanted to do when we were older, I said I wanted to be a prosecutor. Everyone started laughing. Turns out everyone thought I said prostitute, including the recruiters. FML

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Same thing different taste

By IMSERIOUS - 22/01/2014 19:23 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other and laughed for about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

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By AlienZ - 12/04/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so I said, "Yeah, that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML

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By apav - 11/06/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 18:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, army recruiters came to my school and set up some punching bags to attract potential recruits. I gave it a shot, managing to set the highest score at my school and fracture my wrist at the same time. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2019 18:00

Today, I realised the recruiter for the Navy lied to me. This shit ain't fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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Clueless

By jobless1 - 05/07/2015 04:04

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "LMAO" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 May 2020 1:24

Just because it made it to the main page today doesn't mean OP posted it today.

s_ve 7

Saturday 23 May 2020 2:08

They have opened back up in some Places

Comments

Baby_123 8

Saturday 23 May 2020 0:25

I BUY that, I’m kidding but Dw no one will remember next week

Jasmine Asuzu 2

Saturday 23 May 2020 0:25

Thought schools were closed down...

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 23 May 2020 1:24

Just because it made it to the main page today doesn't mean OP posted it today.

s_ve 7

Saturday 23 May 2020 2:08

They have opened back up in some Places

Kraths 16

Saturday 23 May 2020 18:15

Also some never officially closed or ended their years.

hdisnfjs91 21

Monday 25 May 2020 18:48

Parents could be essential workers.

John Martin 5

Saturday 23 May 2020 8:05

Either way, if you achieve your goal, you’ll be making more money than most of the morons laughing at you. Great convos w any of them later n life. fu@‘em!!