Love: Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go...

By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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Life ain't a movie, son

By Effwmn - 20/12/2022 09:00

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 01:49 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML

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Not bothered

By Username - 08/02/2011 16:57 - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

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By alphabetman - 14/09/2009 09:56 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

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Lower your expectations

By franky - 25/03/2013 21:45 - Germany - Brunswick

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML

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Bake off

By sadman - 07/05/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

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Amber_the_Great 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:02

awww

glitterbabe224 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 0:08

thats the cutest thing ever(: how could she possibly say no?!

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ashleybitch1029 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:42

Aww! Sucks for you. Maybe you should've just asked her out,without a cake. If I were you, I'd take it back. Haha.

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:49

how is this a FML?? most people will do this anyway....but you should ask her if the cake was good.

FMLFreakyz 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:52

then next time u shuld prob giv her a cake sayin i love bing single bitch

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:57

Why would a single bitch care that you don't use Google?

millionaire93 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:04

outch. I would still keep the case, maybe get my money back.

me142 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:10

hey you tried, right?

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:38

thats just how the cookie crumbles. xD

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:45

awh...your pretty(:

XYZzzzzzzz 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:56

its like that with drinks too

Fuzzygraywolf 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:57

punch her in the penis!

Scribbles_o_O 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 8:04

second that motion!

riseagainst8767x 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 5:27

A lot of cute girls here on fml :)

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Same thing different taste

Life ain't a movie, son

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