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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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On 10/06/2010 at 12:37am - love - by crucets (man) - United States (Texas)

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Wincest!

#1 - On 10/06/2010 at 6:16am by responses

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haha fail. u really gotta start goin to those family reunions more often.

#16 - On 10/06/2010 at 6:27am by 12sp21

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