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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thinks about long term relationships. He said, "Our relationship is kinda like having a dog. Chances are, your dog is going to die pretty quickly, before you do. Dogs and humans just aren't meant to be together forever." He compared me to a dying dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55748) - you deserved it (4924)

On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - love - by wvugirl (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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I have a friend who got compared to ice cream in a breakup.

"Girls are like ice cream...you have to try all the flavors before you choose one"

#5 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:55pm by TheKitchenSink

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Ok, first off, you should dump him.


Secondly, does that make any sense to anyone? Maybe i'm just tired but...

#7 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:58pm by genius_man16

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