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Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 12:13pm - love - by notsoskinny (woman) - United States (New York)

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why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?

#8 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:29pm by youhavenothing

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Someones insecure. =)

#5 - On 04/18/2009 at 5:23pm by Audio828

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