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Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25283) - you deserved it (8381)

On 03/09/2010 at 12:19pm - kids - by lockedoutbabysitter (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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never leave a kid alone...

#1 - On 03/09/2010 at 5:04pm by mimori_kiryu

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I pity the fool that trusts a 4 year old!

#2 - On 03/09/2010 at 5:04pm by thenumberblue

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