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Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 7:58pm - kids - by Sadmom (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Uh-oh, spaghetti-o's!

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:10am by redbluegreen

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I guess you shouldn't have left it in her reach, or her unattended with it, if she couldn't be trusted to be obey you. I hope you're teaching her a lesson about honesty and obedience here! That said, sorry about your laptop. :/

#3 - On 09/18/2009 at 3:17am by kellster

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